Everyone on tumblr:

• everyone: This person hasn't followed me back yet.. unfollowed :o
• everyone: Omg this person I'm following is rude because he/she just stood up for themselves -unfollow.
• everyone: This person rated my blog 5/10..... - unfollow
• everyone: They have bad music taste - unfollow.
• everyone: They posted a picture of themselves up...ugh - unfollow
• everyone: This person just told us they are having a bad day... I don't care.. - unfollow
• everyone: This person is obviously not tumblr famous and sucks at promoting - unfollow
• me: This person hasn't followed me back yet... LOL sucks to be them.
• me: Woot this person doesn't take other people's shit!
• me: Oh they rated me blog 5/10... meh whatever -.-
• me: They have bad music taste....still love them though.
• me: They posted a picture of themselves.. I'm going to like it :D
• me: Aw they are having a bad day... I'm going to go on disguise and click anon and tell them how much I love them <3
• me: Why isn't this person tumblr famous yet?

• when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
• when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
• when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately